Thailand · CABARET SHOWS
Phuket, Pattaya and Bangkok each run their own version, and the seat tier changes the evening more than the venue does. These 15 are compared on price, show length and whether transfers are included.
Bangkok’s Calypso Cabaret pairs dazzling costumes, comedy, dance, and a Thai dinner at Asiatique for a lively night out.
“Wow, what an amazing show, all glitz and glamour. Wonderful Cabaret theatre, amazing costumes, fantastic stage set and the chance to meet the stars afterwards. Table service for drinks and free popcorn”
Review of Bangkok’s Calypso Cabaret, with 16 lip-sync acts, Thai dance and dinner options, practical timing advice, costs and seating tips.
“My experience was exceptional! From the time I answered, I love that there was an escort to guide you along the red carpeted event. The check in process was efficient & flawless. The dinner was cooked to perfection, seasoned and sized very appropriately. I arrived late and I loved that they packaged it well & it was labeled with my name. The cocktails were on point! Not one drink I ordered was too iced or water down. The servers were well staffed and came back with those items quick so you could actually enjoy them doing the show. Omg! The show. From the flawless sculptured bodies. Unmatched femininity and finishes.…”
Phuket’s Simon Cabaret pairs dazzling costumes, Thai and Western music, and polished dance in a one-hour show for about $25.
“It was really fun, some sets of songs were a bit underwhelming but most of it was brilliant.”
Review Simon Cabaret Phuket, with practical advice on seating, ticket value, show style, arrival, restrictions, and who will enjoy this colorful night out.
Review of Tiffany’s Show Pattaya, a 75-minute transgender cabaret with lavish costumes, huge sets, VIP seating, and practical tips.
“It was like watching the wooden tops perform but a good night overall. Watch out for the photos at the end - publicised 100BHT but they asked my daughter to join the photo and then asked for another 100 BHT. Sneaky”
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret Show, with first-three-row seating, costumes, stage sets, transport tips, value, and practical advice.
“Nice dynamic show with beautiful performers and good music.”
Review of Pattaya’s Alcazar Cabaret, with seat advice, show highlights, pricing, ticket tips, and an honest look at value.
“Great performance. An incredible amount work goes into making this show happen.”
See Chiang Mai’s Siam Dragon Cabaret, a 70-minute burst of costumes, comedy, dance, and Thai culture with optional hotel transfer.
“Small venue but we'll operated and flexible. A really cool experience and definite must do! Go out and support!”
Simon Cabaret Phuket review covering costumes, music, seating, photo fees, price, timing, and who will enjoy this one-hour show.
“I loved the show from the costumes to the songs and dances it was exciting and kept me sings and dancing in my seat. I was looking forward to the curtain opening every single time and was never disappointed.”
Review of Phuket Simon Cabaret Show, with costumes, music, seating, transfers, prices, timing, and practical booking advice.
“Our driver picked us up promptly from our hotel. We arrived to the venue in plenty of time to enjoy a couple of drinks from the bar. The staff was very friendly in the venue and at the bar. Our seats were great! The show was colorful, entertaining, and enjoyable. The only reason I gave four out of five stars is because after the show there was an opportunity to take photos with the entertainers and some of them came across quite rude.”
Review of Simon Cabaret Phuket, with shared hotel transfers, VIP or regular seats, dazzling costumes, and practical booking tips for a $44 evening show.
“Amazing show! We were blown away by the variety and quality of the costumes, the dancers are amazing and moving with such ease and grace even in those complex outfits without a single part of costumes moving or falling, I think it requeres a lot of skill and practice also. Definitely worth the visit! The only thing we didn’t notice/know, after the show when you step out, the dancers are inviting you to take pictures with them, but then they request money for it, 100baht per dancer. Later we discovered that it is written on the wall behind them, but for us it was hard to spot the sign coz…”
See Pattaya’s Alcazar Cabaret, a 75-minute show of dazzling costumes, dance, music, comedy, and Thai and global themes.
“Fantastic loved the show would go again no problem”
See Bangkok’s award-winning Golden Dome Cabaret, with glittering costumes, music, comedy, and a one-hour skip-the-line theater show.
“it was great, only thing that could be improved is if I were closer to the stage haha”
Review of Bangkok’s Calypso Cabaret, with dazzling costumes, lip-synced music, Asiatique tips, transport advice, and honest value notes.
“We did the White Orchid dinner cruise and Calypso Cabaret package. It was such a fun night! The buffet food was really good and the cruise was very nice. The cabaret show was super entertaining and all the performers were amazing! Definitely recommend if you’re in Bangkok.”
Pattaya dinner cruise with seafood, Indian food, unlimited beer, scenic bay views, and a transgender cabaret show aboard a Shanghai-style boat.
“Grauenhaft. Statt 90 min. waren es 60 min. Das Essen vielfach kalt und einfach das billigste vom billigsten. Show eine einzige Abzocke auf Basis der Anmache. Die letzten 20 min. wurden nur damit zugebracht sich mit den Mädels für 100 Baht ablichten zu lassen. Ich kann nur jedem empfehlen die Finger davon zu lassen,- obwohl einigen Chinesen gefällt es”
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